This takes place in a catholic university.

I received the following email from Campus Safety:

Indecent Exposure

At approximately 9:15pm on Tuesday, September 27, 2005, Campus Public Safety and Seattle Police Department received a report of an indecent exposure incident, which occurred in a faculty office located in the XYZ building.

The victim reported a young male individual entered her faculty office through an open door and exposed himself, after having asked her for directions to the men’s restroom. The suspect then ran westbound down the hallway. Campus Public Safety & SPD officers checked all areas in the building and the north end of campus. The suspect was not located.

The suspect was described as a Caucasian male, between 26 to 28 years of age, approximately 5’9” tall, with a medium build. The individual had short blonde hair, and wore wire frame glasses, and last seen wearing a dark blue sweatshirt with front zipper, beige shorts (cotton “Docker” type), and white sneakers.

I find the image of the wire-frame-glasses-wearing perpetrator asking a faculty member for directions to the men's restroom and *then* dropping his pants unbelievably hilarious. One of the advantages of going to a school where most of the students are genuinely God-fearing is that the students will do (or get their friends to do) totally wacky things like this. In a normal school, students will let off steam by drinking, doing drugs and fornicating with everyone on their floor. In a God-fearing school, students will take the more salvation-friendly route of showing their unmentionables to crotchety, old Econ professors.