I am back from Miami, where I spent a weekend doing such fun stuff as eating in sukkas, going through the drawers of Adam's deceased father (they're going to sell the house to a Hasid who will cosmetize it and then sell it to a filthy rich Orthodox family who believes in living modestly), taking cold showers and gawking at saucy Rabbis' daughters.
I'm happy to see that my tales of (planned-for) conjugal depravity have brought more people to the blog. As I'm sure Paris Hilton realized, the frank admission of sexual enjoyment is a girl's best friend!